Files and papers do the vanishing trick - always !!

Whenever there is a big scam a number of things happen, like, 
- Politicians make 'no comment' statements
- They say it is a "conspiracy" 
- In the end, files get lost !
(I shall be putting together all the information about missing files today, in the past and when new scams happen I shall put it here!)

Sept 02, 2013 
KHAR GYMKHANA , MUMBAI - 2000 PLUS APPLICATION FORMS MISSING

This swank club in Mumbai seems to be following the corrupt path and example set by government. About 2366 application forms are missing particularly pertaining to members who have been granted membership but may be through dubious proceedings.
http://www.mumbaimirror.com/mumbai/crime/2366-membership-forms-vanish-from-Khar-gymkhana-records/articleshow/22222370.cms

COAL MINING SCAM PAPERS ARE MISSING!
The latest files are lost episode is the 'coalgate' scam presently being investigated. 

257 Coalgate files missing, CBI ready to probe destruction of evidence (Times of India, Aug 21, 2013)http://articles.timesofindia.indiatimes.com/2013-08-21/india/41432656_1_coal-ministry-coal-blocks-missing-files

And a new twist in the tale !

CAG has all the missing files (Daily Pioneer, Aug 22, 2013)http://www.dailypioneer.com/todays-newspaper/cag-has-all-missing-coalgate-files.html

Gujaratis Rock! Gujjus at their best....

Gujarat is one of India's beautiful states and is always in the news for the one reason that is at the heart of every Gujarati - business and prosperity !

This piece relates to Gujaratis in India or overseas - and it dedicated to all my Gujju friends based on my pure appreciation and love of their culture and way of life. So true... and if there are any more observations about the culture and life please do comment!

Gujju Tip 1: Except for pilots, air hostesses & flight attendants...  Gujjus are the only people who do business all around the world!!                            

Gujju Tip 2: We are the reason why all those lanes are called " Khau Galli "or Khaudhra Gali in Mumbai

Gujju Tip 3 :
  Time   :  9 am.
  Place   :  Any Mumbai Local (or anywhere else too)
  Words :  Bajaar aaje uppar chhe ke niche?

Gujju Tip 4 : We are spiritual, but our 'Satyanarayan ni katha' always  ends with 'shiro aaje mast thayo chhe......!

Gujju Tip 5 : Even our ABCD starts with B
                    B for Business

Gujju Tip 6 : Thepla is our bread and Athaanu is our butter

Gujju Tip 7 : A Gujju may feel tired after 10 mins of Walking, but the same Gujju is still energetic after 5 HOURS of non stop garba and dandiya !!

Gujju Tip 8 : Earth revolves around the Sun..  We revolve around FOOD

Gujju Tip 9 : Only a Gujju can Choose 'KajuKatri' over 'Rasgulla',  'Faafda' over 'Lays', 'Khaman' over 'Idli', and 'Daya bhabhi' over 'Kareena Kapoor'

Gujju Tip 10 : You are a 'pakki' gujju if you have gossiped about  someone for hours and then said, "javaade ema aapde shu? Jene je karvu hoy te karva de"

Gujju Tip 11 : If your stock broker's surname doesn't end with Shah, Mehta, Parekh or Patel, then you're definitely doing something wrong!

Gujju Tip 12 : Hindi hamko jara bhi nahi faavta hai..

Gujju Tip 13 : "Every Gujju will introduce their spouse as "Aa mara Mrs. chhe or Aa mara Mr. che" !

Gujju Tip 14 : One Patel 's knowledge = Entire Google!..

Gujju Tip 15 : Doesn't matter how bad we are at pronouncing English words , we still have guts to say those words out aloud in public

Gujju Tip 16 : The World says:Save Electricity, Save Water, Save Nature; but Gujju says: Sev Puri, Sev Khaman, Sev Gathiya

Gujju Tip 17 : Parents won't care a bit what they want or what we  want.... they only know what our relatives don't want.. '' Na Na dikra, sagga vhala shu kehshe''

Gujju Tip 18 : Easiest way to identify a Gujju somewhere abroad..Sport shoes under formal pants!

Gujju Tip 19: When you start singing bollywood songs and end up  singing garba songs... You are a true Gujju!

Gujju Tip 20 : Just a matter of time before we have own version of KFC - Khandwi & Fafda Chaat house!!  Anyone for McDhokla??

Gujju Tip 21 : If you have already started thinking about Navratris and that too once everyday. Congrats, you are a True Gujju :)

  

Disclaimer: I got this from a mail forwarded by a friend and am acknowledging the anonymous source. I shall appreciate if anyone can identify the source. 

  

Shameful incidents... MLA beats up cop (March 2013)

When push comes to shove ... these "brave", "macho" men run scared !

It is a shame to see such a display of highhandedness. Politicians today are a rule unto themselves and unfortunately every section of society makes them larger than life. And then.... as they say "Power Corrupts" 

A cop is beaten up by a MLA because he had the temerity to challan him for overspeeding ! And the government cannot do anything because they just do not have it in them to take action. Read Chanakya's wisdom that explains the inaction 

If the king is pious, the subjects become so; but if the king is vicious, the subjects become the same. If he be indifferent to both (virtue and vice), then they too bear the same character. In short, as is the king so are his subjects.              - Chanakya   

Today morning I read about these guys running all over the Vidhhan Sabha building trying to pull the correct strings to avoid arrest. Why ? Scared to go behind bars ! 

Check the media coverage...

FIR does not cover non-bailable charge !http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/mumbai/Non-bailable-charge-not-in-FIR-against-MLAs/articleshow/19101975.cms

And they are just suspended (didn't the same charade happen when some folks were caught watching porn)

Kings get away easy !http://www.dnaindia.com/mumbai/report_maharashtra-mlas-get-away-with-suspension_1813695

Finally, who says that the cops stood up for their own ! No, even they are scared ao one finds no action taken against them ... 

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/mumbai/Kid-gloves-used-for-politicians-iron-fist-for-common-man/articleshow/19099155.cms

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/mumbai/No-action-taken-when-Kadam-threatened-government-officials-earlier/articleshow/19099119.cms

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/mumbai/Thane-cops-left-Thakurs-out-of-drive-against-tinted-windows/articleshow/19099147.cms

Just wondering when will we come of age and cease to be a banana republic - or do we really deserve to be called human beings ? 

IndiGo ... etc - how do we decipher airfares and airmiles?

Over a period of time you learn about the scams in the airline industry and how you get worthless offers for cards, upgrades, etc.

Sometime back Jet Airways splashed every inch of online and offline media announcing a giveaway of 2 million seats for around Rs 2300 ! And their site crashed. Before them it was another airline company and they too had a bad IT infrastructure to support the promotion. 

Now I was looking for a ticket for Delhi and saw IndiGo offering a good price and I go to book it and what do I see ! The ticket offered for 3995 is actually being charged 7k something !

So how does a regular user decipher these airline scams ? 

It is normal for airlines to charge taxes etc when you purchase a ticket against your miles. Imagine my shock when this happened to me a few months earlier  -  I wanted to redeem my miles on Jet Airways for a ticket Bombay - Dubai, I was asked to redeem about 25,000 miles and the taxes etc to be paid in cash was about Rs. 18,000 !!! Well I'll be dammed ! I walk into Jet Airways or any other airline I can purchase a return ticket for about Rs 25K and here Jet is asking me to pay 25k in miles PLUS 18k in cash !

Is there any word which can describe an act which is more than 'daylight robbery' or 'pulling wool over your eyes' ?

Then there are hidden gems - you cannot do a web checkin on the low cost airline (or what they call 'codeshare') and claim miles. 

Oh yes - all airlines and co-branded credit cards offer free tickets and upgrade vouchers. These pieces of paper are not worth the ink used to print on them so you might as well throw them away on receipt. The upgrade is valid only on full fare economy fares and if you can afford to buy a ticket BOM-DEL on full economy fare then there is no reason for you to travel economy as you should be buying a business / premier seat. The free ticket is only for the base fare and again you have to opt for a full fare! Who can afford to do this especially when cattle class is the same - whether you have paid more or less.

Pandora was lucky - she had hope! Not us Indians

Yes, Pandora was lucky to have hope but we Indians do not seem to have this single attribute which will take us safely into the future. 

Hope becomes dimmer by the day. Especially on days like today when you wake up to see eminent persons make regressive recommendations. 

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/mumbai/Put-curbs-on-Facebook-mobiles-to-protect-girls/articleshow/18620170.cms

I would say this is an indicator of the distance we have to cover in terms of just aligning our thought with the present day. We cannot live in the dark ages and try to extract the benefits of the modern world. It is like North Korea that spits at every country and then is expects MFN status!

How can we even think of awareness, information security, technology advancement, capability building or capacity building when we have regressive thinking in such high echelons. If it was a Godman, a politician, a shamman, a witch doctor or a someone wearing colored robes, one can ascribe it to their lack of intellect or education. 

Each of these persons have an ulterior motive to shackle youth and what better target than young women.

A parting thought - will we now ban cycles as they were the vehicles that transported the bombs that went off in Hyderbad ? The damage is more than a few blogged / tweeted words that hurt people in high places!

Shame !